currently listening to MuteMath's new CD "Armistice"


Thursday, November 27, 2008

British people are weird...maybe that's why I like them so much...

So last Thursday the gr. 11 class worked on preparing their class presentations on the book "About a Boy" (you may know it as that F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S movie with Hugh Grant, Rachel Weisz, and Toni Collette). I was sitting with Sabine and Isabell, helping them with their material, when I got sidetracked and started reading the book (which was upside down) while the girls wrote down some notes. There I read "Clive said, 'Well, I've had a big think about it...'" I was like, "this can't be right." I mean, I was reading upside down after all. So I read it again. But I got the same result. So I cranked my neck around so that I was reading it almost right-side-up. For some reason the sentence structure hadn't rearranged itself along with my neck and I still read "had a big think." So then I thought maybe it was a misprint or whatever. But when I mentioned it to Sabine and Isabell they said that it was in the text several times. Like, has anyone else ever heard this phrase, "had a big think"? Am I so out of touch? Or is it just so ridiculously British that it has (THANK THE HEAVENS) simply never caught on across the ocean? Doesn't it sound silly? I've had a big think. I've had a big think. I've had a big think. It doesn't matter how many times I write it, read it, or say it out loud. It still sounds absolutely retarded to me.
So anyways, we laughed about it all class last Thursday and then today when they were presenting they totally used it on their overhead transparency and both girls looked at me and grinned when they said it.

What a silly expression.

So anyways, I've had a big think about it and I'm going to go make some lunch. Cheerio.

Geez I wish I was British. Then I might have actually been able to pull off the last two sentences with a straight face... then again, you can't see my face...

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

2 things i know you were all dying to hear...

Taught a gr. 6 and a gr. 5 class by myself today. Was so fun. Plus my usual gr. 11 class. That one wasn't as great cuz I had four new students this time so we kind of had to hurriedly go through what we did last class again and so it was kind of a flustered annoying class, but whatevs. Next week'll be better. All in all, though, it was a good day. I'm starting to get the hang of all this teaching stuff. Woohoo!
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On to more important things than my future:
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1) I have now been on the longest train platform in Germany. Actually more like froze my butt off for half an hour while waiting for my connecting train. Said train platform is in Gößnitz. I'm pretty sure that's the only thing worth mentioning in that town...
I was sitting on the far right where the blonde chick is ->
The sign says "we welcome you on the longest train platform in Germany!" How exciting...


2) Remember that bottle of ketchup I bought on my first day here in Eilenburg... in September? Well, I opened it for the first time last Thursday! Gasp! I can see the jaws of all friends and family members who know of my 21-year-long unfaltering dependence on ketchup falling to the floor at the mere thought of me not having used my version of crack-cocaine (seriously, I would shoot up with a needle if my veins had taste buds...) since September! Well, let me just calm your tattered nerves. I have used ketchup, just not in my apartment. I don't really cook much meat other than ground beef for spaghetti sauce, and I haven't made any potatoes yet, so I haven't actually needed ketchup. (I'm such a pasta freak. And in my EXPERT opinion ketchup does NOT belong on noodles.) I was kind of shocked myself, at how long I made it without. I have eaten ketchup on weekends when I've been at other peoples' houses, so I wasn't going through complete withdrawal. Plus my Miracle Whip addiction is still goin' strong. Anyways, I visually chronicled the momentous, nay, ceremonious Ketchup-Bottle-Opening to make sure you would not miss out on all the excitement. I nearly fogged up my windows in my tomato-y-goodness anticipation!

Is that pathetic?

Doesn't matter.

I find ways to amuse myself.
I'm gonna be one crazy old spinster!!! Yay!

Endless Devotion

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Where I go You'll find Snow

So it seems that I cause snowfall. I mean, seriously; apparently last year there was no snow. But it's only November and we've had snow on the ground for 2 whole days! Ok, well, I'm not sure about where I live, Eilenburg. But here in Ellefeld, anyways, there's no lack of the fluffy goodness (that isn't so fluffy, cuz it's, like, BARELY under 0 degrees so the snow falls heavy and thick).





6am in Ellefeld

Eilenburg is usually quite a bit warmer and snow here in Ellefeld doesn't mean snow in Eilenburg. THANK THE LORD cuz I am still at the mercy of my trusty old bicycle when it comes to getting around at home.

I wonder if German parents have to remind themselves to teach their children of the hazards of yellow snow, seeing as how frozen H2O isn't really a regular occurance in this lovely country anymore... Hmmm. Maybe that should become part of the curriculum...

So anyways, it's been a beautiful weekend. It's just cold enough to keep the snow on the ground, but not cold enough to make you draw tirelessly on your curse-words-vocab-reserves. I've been wearing mittens, but that's mainly because I love mittens. I would wear them all year round if it didn't cause everyone to give me that "oh you poor mentally handicapped girl" look. You know the one...

No? Just me? Well, I get it a lot, I can tell you! I'm starting to get used to it. Maybe by next summer I won't even notice it anymore and I can wear my mittens in August. Yay!

Ok, rabbit trails galore! Focus, Julia.

Well, just a quick weekend report. On Friday I got to Ellefeld around 6pm after a wonderfully relaxing train ride to Zwickau where my friend Claudia picked me up. I basically dropped my bags in my room at Maedlers and then walked over to Christina's house where I spent the evening eating schnitzel and smoking cigarellos. Have I mentioned, by the way, how CHEAP tabacco is in this country? No wonder every other freaking German smokes! I mean, seriously. Less than 3 euros for a 10-pack of cigars! Ridic, I'm tellin' ya. If it didn't, you know, cause cancer...I would totally become a smoker in Germany.

Anywho, yesterday Nancy and I spent the day baking again. Only 7 hours this time, but still impressive. I made gingersnaps, spice cake cupcakes, peanut clusters, and grandma's creme cookies. And once again not one thing went wrong! Like, everything tastes amazing! I am a freaking genius.





Then Claudia came over. Makeover time! lol. She really wanted me to shape her eyebrows and do her makeup (I can hear my few male blog readers groaning in boredom). And I did it all while drinking schnaps.

What can I say...I'm a gifted girl! Everytime I finished my drink a full shot glass materialized out of nowhere! Well, ok, Juergen made it materialize. But it would be impolite to decline... :D Anyways, the eyebrows are symmetrical ... and well-shaped, so obviously it's all good and I am still a genius.


And since we looked so darn purdy we couldn't waste it on an evening at home hence supper and a movie were in order. Seeing as how both of us are hopelessly single we have to be satisfied with girl-dinner-and-a-movie dates. We went Turkish. Best food ever. Although all the employees (always all-male at Turkish restaurants for some reason...) were a little creepy. They kept staring at us. But on the upside I FINALLY got to watch "Burn After Reading", which I have been waiting to see for half a year. It was HILARIOUS but I need need need to see it in English as soon as possible. I mean, if I was laughing throughout the whole thing DUBBED IN GERMAN, can you imagine how hilarious I would find it in English?

And ya. That's about it. It's Sunday morning right now. The church bells are ringing and snow is lightly falling. And I'm in a heated house for approximately 7 more hours. Reasons to rejoice.

Hope you all had a great weekend.

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It's official...snow exists because I exist. I got to Eilenburg last night around 9:30pm and there was no snow. I woke up this morning to find my street blanketed in white. So snow. hm.
To see more pics of the weekend skip to the new pics:

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Poetic balm for a literature student (i kind of hate the word balm...sounds lame, doesn't it?...)

That could be my best blog title to date. You may not believe this, as the evidence for the following statement might not appear to overwhelmingly agree with your idea of "significant amount of thought", but I usually put a significant amount of thought into my blog entry titles. Today's is an A+ in my books. But I have strange books

Hia. So it's been a few days...let me think...what's been going on?
Um, I definitely made that omelet I wrote about on Monday. Mushrooms, ham, onions, eggs.
It was tasty.

You still there?


Ok, so seriously, life update time. Um, Tuesday was another day of school. Taught the grade 11s on my own for the first time. There were, like, 10 people signed up but only 3 girls from the one gr. 11 class actually showed. So I was very confused. And then I found out today that there had been another 4 students...waiting for me in the wrong room! Their teacher had given them the incorrect information. Oh well, it all got cleared up today. It was a few of the kids from the English class I have Thursday mornings. I've mentioned them a few times to you already - they're the ones I really really like. Today I just walked around from group to group as they worked on projects and that makes it a lot easier to kind of get "better acquainted" or whatever. We laughed a lot, which is usually a good sign, right? :) Plus they can speak to me in German and I actually understand everything, unlike most other foreign language assistants, which really speeds up the ice-breaking process.

Yesterday was really cool. It was a holiday here in Saxony so I spent the day at Konny's (you know, the teacher I've mentioned a couple times - get along with her splendidly...lol...can you tell I'm spending too much time around people who speak British English?) So she picked me up around 8:30 am and took me to her house in Bad Düben, which is a small city (pop. app. 8000) near Eilenburg. It is GORGEOUS! So quaint and adorable! I wish I lived there. lol. Anyways, so we went to her house (and they actually have a large yard and garden! I didn't even know that existed in Germany!) where I got the tour and we just chatted. Then we corrected some exams and tests for a few hours, with a nice little lunch break where I was served a cooked vegetable (among other things of course) that I actually like! They're called "schwarze wurzeln" which means "black roots". But they're white.

Hey, I'm only half-German AND I didn't name them, so don't look at me.

Anyways, it's pretty much a sign that the rapture is near at hand when I like any form of cooked vegetation, so you might wanna start spending all your money frivolously and working on your "things to do before I die...or get beamed into heaven" list. P.S. If you can't spend your $ fast enough call me up and I'll give you my account info...

So after we finished our work we drank many many cups of coffee, ate some typical German cake and Christmas Lebkuchen (YUMMY), chatted some MORE (I love hearing her mom's Cold War stories), and eventually strapped on our boots for an afternoon of exploring in Bad Düben. :) An old castle, a tree-lined lane, cobblestone market places, and beautifully restored German architecture. A cold, windy, grey day; but I LOVE those kind of days. When every tree is bare and the wind bites at the few areas of exposed skin as you set your face against the elements and kick your way through a carpet of brown, red, and orange. When the sky matches the colour of the pavement barely visible under a layer of mildly decaying leaves, giving off an intoxicating musty and rainy, yet familiar and oh-so-pleasant smell. When you not only revel in battling the forces of nature outside, but can also look forward to entering a warm house (not mine, obviously...Konny's...), eating a warm meal, perhaps reading a good book that promises to whisk you away as fast as your eyes can move from line to line, wrapped in a fuzzy blanket with a candle burning dimly nearby...and preferably another cup of coffee. Those are fabulous days. Fairy tale days. Getting-lost-in-the-endlessly-creative-depths-of-my-imagination days. Days when I feel so alive and yet so desperately human. Days that should really never find a tomorrow.

I mean, what could be better than getting lost in the forest only to finally arrive at your desired destination, which turns out to be more beautiful and breath-taking than you even expected? A giant cliff of red earth jutting out over a swiftly moving river far below, spinning off into a dark horizon as the autumn afternoon winds down to an early blackness - a perfect, eerie blackness.

We spent the evening with a leisurely supper, where I also met her husband, Dirk, who works in the army...something with airplanes or whatever... Exchanged music, books, movies (I'm gonna give 'em some Matt Good... :)) and drank more coffee. Espresso to be exact. Which, in hindsight, explains my chipper wakefulness when I went to bed. But whatevs. Coffee is always worth it. :D

So ya. That was my day yesterday. It may not sound like much, but it was idyllic to me. There are few things that I describe as "romantic" - at least in a good non-mushy-Walk-To-Remember-movie-crappiness kind of way - and days like these are just one of them. Like a setting out of a Dickens novel. Sigh.

Why am I feeling so sappy and poetic today? I need to watch Fightclub or something...Oh wait...I LEFT IT IN CANADA.

Ok, and here we're gonna make a quick jump to some random Julia thoughts. This may require a strong cup of java...for you, of course, not me...I'm used to it after almost 22 years...

Random Thought #1) I got an email from the University of Manitoba today. Why is this worth mentioning, you ask? Well it was an ALUMNI email. I was like, "this can't be right...They have me on the wrong emailing list." And then I realized that I actually belong on this list! I graduated! From a university! (How irresponsible of them, don't ya think?...) That means I'm technically a university alumni...or alumnus...or whatever the singular form is. I don't feel like looking it up right now but I'm sure my dad will inform me... Wow, and I studied English??? Anyways, it still feels wrong. I mean, first of all, I'm going back to school next year, and second, I'M PLAIN OL' NOT OLD ENOUGH! Am I?

Random Thought #2) Today I was asked to look over and correct some text that had been translated from German to English (person shall remain nameless) and the German phrase for flax field had been translated as "field of rape". I nearly choked on a slice of orange. At least I really really really hope that that 'translation' was a mistake... :P

Oh, will not be home again this weekend. Train ride tomorrow! Yay. I mean, I've been on countless trains since I got here and I still get all excited... Go figure. Apparently it doesn't take much to please me. Dip pretty much anything in chocolate and you should be safe. Hmmmm....chocolate covered train....I need to talk to someone about this...immediately. And about how easily I get sidetracked ... by my own rabbit trails.

Smell ya later.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sheets and PJs

Nice thing about living alone:

- I can not shower and walk around in my fat pants and sports bra all day without having to worry about running into anyone. Ah luxury.

Not nice thing about living alone:

- Folding fresh bed sheets by myself sucks. It's so much easier when you have someone to do it with. Especially my mom, cuz we have our system down pat! :D And I never fall over when we do it - only mom. :D



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Had a really good weekend in Ellefeld. Greatly enjoyed the highly anticipated warmth that I mentioned in my last blog entry. Baked so much stuff for Phine's birthday! Seriously, 9 hours straight! lol. And somehow everything turned out incredibly even though I didn't have some of the right ingredients for my Canadian recipes. At one point I had 3 cakes on the go while I talked to mom on the phone for an hour - and none of the batters got mixed up or anything! One word. MIRACLE.

My reverse chocolate chip cookies were a huge hit at the bday party, as were the regular choc chip ones...they don't exist here in Germany and everyone was all like "it's just like when you guys used to live here and your mom baked all those amazing things!" What a freaking huge compliment! And my CAKE! I ate two pieces myself it was so good! lol. Nancy has now made it her responsibility to fatten me up on the weekends cuz every time I come over my jeans seem to look a little looser. She is now of the opinion that I don't eat. lol.


Daniel, the eldest Maedler child, was home this weekend as well. Surprised Phine Saturday morning by appearing for breakfast. It was really cute. (He goes to University in northern Germany, so he's not home very much.) It was the first time I'd seen Daniel again since I was 13 and he was 12. Made for a fun weekend.


Today ... hmmmm. I did my laundry, went grocery shopping... now I'm plannning on watching season 2 of Gilmore Girls - borrowed the DVDs from a friend. That's about it. I'm thinking omlette for supper... yes, I have resorted to telling you what I'm making for supper. That's how uneventful Mondays are :)


Oh, here are a few pics from the weekend. It's an old album so just skip whatever you've already seen...




Ciao

Friday, November 14, 2008

Not much to say...

Hia! Well, I don't really have a specific purpose for writing today, but I just wanted to pop in once more before the weekend, cuz after school today I have to book it to my apartment, pick up my backpack, and then book it to the train station. I'm heading back to Ellefeld today. It's Josephine's 12th birthday on Sunday and she really wanted me to come. How can you say no to that child? I couldn't when she was a baby and I still can't today. It's really sweet...she watches everything I do. She is suddenly very interested in make up and shoes! lol. Nice to know I make some kind of impact on people, hey? So I got her a few makeup-y things and some funky face masks for her present. I think she'll have a lot of fun with that.
And on Saturday I'm gonna bake again for the first time since I left home! yay! I'm excited about that. I mean, I know I could do it here in Eilenburg, but that just isn't happening for two reasons:
1) I don't feel like having to buy all those different ingredients that I know I'll never use up
2) If I bake things...that means someone has to eat them...and I prefer not to eat giant cakes and whole batches of cookies on my own. In fact, since I've been living on my own I pretty much only eat "junky" stuff when I go out, or to someone's house! It's the single-living-alone-person's diet... :) The only place I've "gained" any weight is my calves from cycling every day...seriously, folks, some of my skinny jeans don't want to come off in the evenings! Let's just hope my boots keep zipping up. lol.

So you might be wondering how things have been going...since that's actually the purpose of this blog...I mean, I told you already of my love for canned whipped cream (which apparently really got Ruth all fired up :P) but that's not really a good 'life update', hey? Well, I haven't said much else, cuz there's not much to tell! Things are just running smoothly! I'm really really enjoying everything out here. I'm just feeling quite settled in right now, which is a feeling that I've been grabbing onto and consciously taking pleasure in. I'll walk down the street to my grocery store or my bank and just enjoy how it feels like my own little personal home. A home I don't share with anyone else. A place I've MADE to my own home. It's fun to notice that I don't even really pay attention to where I have to go...my feet just take me there. I recognize things... These seem like such stupid simple things, but these are also the moments that will put a spontaneous smile on my face when my brain suddenly perks up and says, "hey, have you noticed this yet?" I can't really describe it, but it's neat. :P

School is going very well. The longer I'm here the more the students warm up to me. My grade 10 class (that I teach by myself on Wednesdays) consists of 4 girls who are FINALLY starting to come out of their shells. And all the other classes are just really really fun. Again, not much to report. There are a couple of classes that I'm only starting next week, so we'll see what that brings! :)

Well, seems that even when I really had absolutely nothing to say as I stared blankly at the "New Post" page, I just can't keep my brain from blaeouieaohing all over the page. So there you have it....this weeks Blaeiouaiuehs. If you don't understand the last two sentences...I can't help you.

Have a fabulous weekend. I am greatly looking forward to being in a heated house for 2.5 days! Wooooo! What are you looking forward to this weekend? Think about and take conscious pleasure from it. It'll make your day, I promise!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

It may be useless but accepting it was an incredible feeling!

My dad sent me this via email today. It came in the mail after I had left Canada already, but I can live with the scanned version for now. :) As they say, the Bachelor of Arts may be a useless degree, but it sure felt great holding a piece of paper which reaffirmed that my four years of hard work and little sleep were well worth it... I mean, it qualifies me to go back to University and get another degree! ...